Sunday, September 21, 2008

Ole Miss football can suck it

Last night's performance was the most rookie, Busch league, Sun-Belt conference bullshit I have ever witnessed. And, what's more, I had to listen to it via an internet live stream from the Vanderbilt Radio Network. Yeah, that's right, I had to sit there and listen as those bastards reveled in our misfortune. 4 picks Snead, seriously? Well, I guess another transfer has fallen into the Ole Miss QB vortex of failure. That's kinda like a black hole, but instead of pulling in all matter in its vicinity and crushing it into a singularity, it just makes everybody around it really sad and pissed off. Can someone explain to me how this kid was going blow for blow with Colt McCoy for the starting job at Texas, but the second he steps on Ole Miss' campus he somehow loses all athletic ability? Maybe he's been smoking pot. He is from Texas and I can vouch for the fact that everyone person here, from second graders to old ladies at bingo partake of the herb every now and then. If that's the case, then Mr. Snead must have gotten his hands on the stickiest of the icky. It really is like all of our players collectively just forgot how to play football. I can take losing to LSU, Florida, hell even State, at least they have the common courtesy to rub it in your faces and be complete asses about it. Vandy people, on the other hand, are so sickeningly nice it makes me want to vomit. Vandy is like the guy who gets the promotion over you only because you got drunk the night before your interview and overslept and then comes up to you afterward and says something like, "Tough break champ, you'll get 'em next time." Don't you just want to punch that guy in the face? I do.

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